Cat Confessions: Hilarious Tell-All Photos Of Guilty Felines Who Confessed Their Crimes

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Oct 5, 2023 4:00 PM EDT

Kids do the darndest things. Ehm, well it seems to be that cats are actually the ones who do the darndest things. And when we catch them in the act, or better yet, when we're the victims of their acts, some cat shaming is in store. I mean, you'd probably shame your kitty too if you woke up with bird guts on your pillow.

In each photo, captured by the cat owners themselves, showcases a different cat, with eyes wide and a combined look of innocence and mischief. And of course, you know the drill. Each kitty also holds a note detailing the acts of his or her crime. These confessions range from stealing hooman treats directly from said hooman, to victimizing laptops, leaving no household object safe from curious paws.

We're pawsitive these confessions will get you laughing, though we're also sure that you'll be able to commiserate with those who have suffered from the acts of one of these cat criminals. These furry culprits have been caught red-pawed, and their confessions are simply priceless. Here's the lineup, folks!

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  • 01
    Cat - 11.35 25.5cm I beat up the dog, now everytime he sees me he cries for help all the dogs in the neighborhood Scared of me. are An
    via Why Evolution Is True

    Who said dogs need to chase cats? In our ideal world, it's the cats that rule the kingdom, so I showed that guy what I was made of! Don't think he'll be coming near me or my friends again, and looks like I no longer have to worry about his friends either.

  • 02
    Cat
    via Isabelle, Why Evolution Is True

    Hugo hung himself in the vertical blind cord when he jumped from the windowsill. The noise he made was the reason I quickly found him in his predicament. Good thing I was home; I don't want to think about what shape he'd be in if he had been like this for hours. And yes, the cords have since been shortened so it doesn't happen again.

  • 03
    Cat - I got entangled in the vertical blind card when I jumped from the windowsill. I down, 8 lift
    via Isabelle, Why Evolution Is True

    And the confession itself

  • 04
    Cat - I LICKED MY BUTT-AND THEN LICKED MY MOM'S POPCORN WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WASN'T LOOKING.
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 05
    Cat - I PEED ON THE HAMSTER
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 06
    Cat - As my claw pierces his scalp Before each day breaks I awaken my handler
    via Stephen, Why Evolution Is True
  • 07
    Cat - OLA 30431 513 028 I left a dead bird and a pile of vomited bird guts on brother's laptop! At my least it was closed.
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 08
    Cat - I got on the Counter 3 helped myself to a block of cheese.
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 09
    Cat - I BIT MY OWNER ON THE REAR WHILE SHE WAS BENDING TO CLEAN MY LITTER BOX
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 10
    Cat - I left two heads and that squissly that don't taste organ se good Human's my pillow while he was asleep. I take a nap. So now Mouse cn
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 11
    Cat - 1 peed mommy 's bed and I liked it, it felt so wrong ... it felt so GOOD !! I liked it !! = Kitty Perry =
    via Suri Kate, Why Evolution Is True
  • 12
    Cat - USE MY PAW TO SNATCH FOOD FROM MY HOMANS' PLATES, ESPECIALLY ANY THING FRIED OR BREADED. BECAUSE I AM THE QUEEN.
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 13
    Cat - 535 I Steal everyone's Socks while they are sleeping, and put them in my litter box!
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 14
    Handwriting - I worked out your stupid grand unified theory. You think I do nothing. 1 You annoy me. am not telling.
    via Kevin, Why Evolution Is True
  • 15
    Cat - I drink. So what?! Just beer + wine. Only socially. (whenever no one's one's looking).
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 16
    Cat - Sak I used the Italian Renaissance Sculptures as Scratching post. god! Oh FORGIVE 111 ME
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 17
    Cat - ME näm I put a LIVE Mouse in our only Toilet. Mom had to pee in the Tub.
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 18
    Cat - I Knocked Over a of water... my human's i Book Onto glass
    via Why Evolution Is True
  • 19
    Cat - MY NAME IS THED; AND I DRINK COFFEE AND LICK PLASTIC I REALLY!
    via Gethyn and Laurie, Why Evolution Is True
  • 20
    Cat - My name is Fletcher and I nick knickers. In the middle of the night I snitch skivvies from the laundry hamper and scatter them throughout the house. My caterwauling panty raids awaken everyone. I am ashamed, yet I cannot stop myself.
    via Anne, Why Evolution Is True
  • 21
    Cat - I vomited on the living room floor the day after it was refinished.
    via Greg, Why Evolution Is True
  • 22
    Cat - I yowl so loudly that my dad had to buy earplugs! So I yowl louder!
    via Why Evolution Is True

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